What To Wear To A Steel Panther Concert

We drove to Toronto with the top down and our teased up, rocker hair blowing in the wind. It was a great beginning to what was sure to be a fun-filled night!!

We walked into The Sound Academy just in time to catch the opening act Hillbilly Herald. I’d looked them up on YouTube and they were just as I had expected. Loud and raunchy! They had that southern metal sound and were really talented, but not necessarily my kind of music. You only had to take one look at us to know we were only there for the headliners.  

For anyone who doesn’t know Steel Panther, they are the Glam Metal equivalent to Spinal Tap. They are incredibly talented, enormously inappropriate, lyrically ridiculous and downright hilarious. Their story reads much like most moderately successful eighties hair bands. They payed their dues for years in the eighties playing night after night on the Sunset Strip and just missed their superstar calling. They are, in fact, a band who formed in 2000 under the name Danger Kitty and then Metal Shop, Metal Skool , and  finally Steel Panther in 2008.  Former members of  a Van Halen tribute band,  LA Guns and various other successful bands, they are each, in their own right, masters of their craft. They have an extremely loyal following and their fans are like no other. 

After Hillbilly Herald had finished their set, we decided to move in for a better audience position. We made it quite close to the front but having been to more than one Steel Panther show I was fairly sure we would be retreating to a safer location once the show started. My co-pilot is just shy of five feet tall and she was being swallowed into the crowd already. For now though, we stood our ground. 

The lights went down and Iron Maiden’s Number of the Beast came blaring through the speakers. The crowd went INSANE!!!!! Still we stood our ground. It was time!!!! The recorded  intro “In The Future” blasted out into the darkness and suddenly the band exploded onto the stage in their spandex, leather, glitz, glamour and full on eighties regalia!! 

All hands were in the air with the symbolic Steel Panther three finger “Shocker” salute!! (Look it up if you’re not easily offended.)

I looked at my brave little co-pilot and pointed to the left side of the audience, she nodded and I grabbed her hand and dragged her through the sea of flying beer cans and inflatable dildos to safety. 

Steel Panther was flawless as always both in talent and stunning good looks! Sexy Lexxi Foxxx had a full sized makeup mirror positioned at left stage so he could ponder his pure perfection at any given moment. You could say it’s a good thing Lexxi’s pretty!! What he lacks in intellect he more than makes up for in girlish good looks which he he isn’t afraid to credit Botox and Collagen for. 

No Steel Panther show would be complete without a ripping guitar solo by the insanely talented shredder, Satchel. 

He disappeared into a giant blanket of smoke during his killer solo which, along with his own stylings, was a kick ass medley of Maiden, Metallica, Rush, G&R, Black Sabbath, brought to a climax by a lovely little excerpt from The Sound of Music (Doe a Deer)

All the while Lexxi was stage left, destroying the ozone layer, applying lip gloss and practicing his best poses in his mirror. He doesn’t get to speak much and when he does, you realize quickly that  he’s merely there for his unequivocal beauty and his ability to hold down the killer bass lines like a true glam metal rock star. 

They played all the crowd favorites. Death To All But Metal, Asian Hooker (as per usual a cute little Asian girl from the audience ended up on stage), Just Like Tiger Woods, Fat Girl (Thar She Blows), Supersonic Sex Machine, If You Really, Really, Love Me, and of course the beautiful acoustic ballad, Girl From Oklahoma (Suck My…well I’m sure by now you get the idea!)

The girls started throwing themselves onto the stage for Community Property and by the time the band  hit their encore of Seventeen Girls In A Row, the whole crowd was literally jumping and the stage was a hot mess of Canadian boobies and debauchery! 

And that, my friends, was that!! Another fabulous show in the city of Toronto and back to reality we head once again. Steel Panther is never a disappointment but definitely not for the faint of heart or the easily offended!! I’ll go back to see them again and again!!

Fishnet stockings and tights are fantastic clothing pieces to create stylish outfits for a metal concert. They add an original and sexy touch to any casual look.

Choose high-quality, affordable, comfortable, and sustainable fishnets made from recycled materials to look super attractive with a clean conscience.

Here is our selection of eco-friendly tights.


Graphic tees

graphic tee wear metal concert

Stand out from the crowd and make your mark with a graphic t-shirt. Show off your personality and unique style by putting on original pieces that nobody else wears at a metal concert.

Check out our selection of sustainable graphic tees.

Leather jackets

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Leather jackets are trademarks of the modern fashion style. They help you dress flashy, glamorous, versatile, and casually. And you don’t have to ride a motorcycle to rock it.

Put on a fabulous leather jacket to create a stylish, chic, modern look for a metal concert. Choose clothes made from animal-free materials such as faux leather. No animal should have to suffer to create a beautiful outfit.

Check out our selection of vegan leather jackets to create fabulous, cruelty-free outfits.


Black jeans

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Black jeans are a staple and the perfect addition to any metal concert outfit. You can pair them with a crop top or tank top to look great in a super stylish outfit.

Buy a great pair of black jeans from sustainable denim brands that use ethical and eco-friendly production processes.

Mesh tops

Mesh tops are fabulous layering pieces that can go from punk to pretty and add a modern edge to any edgy concert outfit. This 90’s staple is officially back and taking over Instagram and TikTok.

You can pair a mesh top with a sports bra and jeans or wear it over a crop top and shorts. This clothing combination will keep you cool and looking fresh.

Leather boots

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The best boots for a metal concert outfit are cozy, cheap, and unique to help you look stylish and feel your best. High-quality leather boots are ideal for a metal look and are must-haves to craft gorgeous outfits.

Maintain your confidence with a fresh and sexy pair of shoes that elongate your legs and make you look more attractive, like vegan leather boots.

Here is our selection of affordable and ethically-made leather boots.

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